Single as Fuck

Tired of dates who don't get your dark humor? We gotchu.

Whether you’re active duty, a veteran or a civilian brave enough to date someone who wakes up at 0500 for no reason, welcome. Join us for a night of zero-bullshit mingling, some liquid courage and a little friendly (and optional) physical dominance.

What Your Ticket Gets You:

• 2 Drink Tickets: To break the ice or numb the awkwardness

• 1 Raffle Ticket: Sweet fuckin' prizes and a chance to Increase your luck and buy more tickets

• The Crowd: Active duty, veterans, and civilians specifically looking to date into the chaotic masterpiece that is the military lifestyle

• Arm Wrestling: Settle who buys the next round, impress a stranger, or prove your branch superior once and for all

• Mingling: Icebreakers designed for people who hate standard icebreakers

The Rules of Engagement:

1. No Stolen Valor: Fuck right off with that BS

2. Civilians Welcome: Just know what you’re getting into. (Yes, the humor is dark. Yes, you might lock arms with a stranger)

3. Have Fun: Leave the serious dating app fatigue at the door

4. Don't be an asshole

Space is limited—grab your ticket, bring your best banter, stretch out those biceps, and let’s see who’s brave enough to take you off the market.

NOTE: this event will be documented with photos and videos